What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

From Russia With Love

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

How is the legalization of same-sex marriage impacting societal norms in the USA?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What was your best experience of having your navel touched?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What is world history that not many people know about?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Goldfinger

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Is Matt Gaetz qualified to be Attorney General of the United States?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What song are you listening to right now? What does it mean to you?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Is crossdressing being a transvestite?

Diamonds Are Forever

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Man with the Golden Gun

What are the best items to buy from a furniture shop?

Live and Let Die

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-J W Pepper

What is the best technique for inserting a tampon into one’s anus?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

As an atheist don't you really feel fear for committing sins which are not violating national laws?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”